I WANT TO EAT PIZZA.
I WANT TO EAT SOME PIZZA SO BADLY RIGHT NOW.
BUT I CAN’T.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE HOME AND THERE’S NO LEFTOVERS IN THE FREEZER.
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility